Sunday, October 15, 2006

I don't know if I have posted a forward on my blog before. But I really couldn't help it this time!! This one was also *TADAAAA* forwarded to me on Orkut.
This is a forwarded mail that I got a few days ago.

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown
people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 &
2005 and 2006.

Because of your kindness:

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out
that it's good only for
removing
toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting
on a needle infected
with AIDS

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using
deodorants because they
cause
cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that
they may ask me to
dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from
hell with calls to
Uganda ,
Singapore and Tokyo.

I also stopped drinking water outside for fear
that I will get
sick from
the rat shit and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl,
no matter how hot she
is, for
fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me,
then take my kidneys
and leave
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce
account. A sick girl
that was
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.
(Poor girl! she's been
7 since
1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did
the free passes for a
paid
vacation to Disneyland.

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those
Dalai Lama, Ganesh
Vandana,
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..

Now most of those "Wishes" are already married
(to someone else)!

You can add your own notes based on your similar
experience and send
them to
your friends.

If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter
BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me
"Orkut is
deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..."
Otherwise I'll delete my
E-Mail
account!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760
people in the next 10
seconds,
a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.

###############################################
Give me a break!!
"The World Is Filled With Foolish Ppl And Some
Think They Got Talent
Too !!!"

7 comments:

Karthik Murali said...

good compilation...
but little surprising that u have tried them out , all of them,in fear of somethnig mite go wrong of i dont do that..
lol..
anyways keep posting them..
take care
bye......
p.s.if possible jus read my blog..

BLOGESWARI said...

Lol ! that was a good one, Chinmayi

Soundar G said...

That was funny! There is a saying in tamil. "Mulla mullala'than edukkanum" ("A thorn has to be removed using another thorn"). Similarly, this forwarded message tries to put a full stop to all those kind of nonsensical forwards.

While googling for the above forwarded message, I came across something quite interesting (totally unrelated to this though). Check the entry "Our powreful mnid!" in my blog.

Thanks,

Soundar

Vijay Krishnan said...

hey Dr.!
tat was nice........

i had even shouted back at my friends doing this

and one of my friend got broke from me coz i made a statement,
'Dont be superstitious in forwarding such a nonsense'.

these stupid mails doesn't inculcate any positive ideologies in us...
i too send forweards but not of this kind.....

vijay said...

Now they're calling u doctor!!!

Arun Srinivasan said...

Good one.. nice to know that someone hates forwards so much like I do..

Dinesh said...

Did you not get a Bill Gates giving away his fortune in partnership with AOL email ? that was the craziest one i ever got for about 5 times since 1998 ( i guess) !